Liz hates bananas. She believes they are the most selfish food to ever exist. Have you ever left a banana around other fruit or open food containers? The next day they taste like banana too! Selfish. Despite this, I like bananas so I decided to make a cocktail I have been eyeing since day one: The Banana's Foster Cocktail. One shot vanilla vodka & banana liqueur, half a shot of butterscotch schnapps, chocolate liqueur and a splash of cream. Sadly, I ate all of my bananas so I didn't have one for the garnish, but I didn't think it would ruin the integrity of the drink (should there be any).I tell ya, there is something about vanilla vodka that does not sit right with me. It overpowers everything else and I now wish Aunt Sandy didn't use it so much. Overall, this drink isn't bad. It is very sweet and would make a good dessert. Even though it smells faintly of banana runts, it is not very banana flavored, which disappoints me. It tastes more like liquid Werther's original (only less caramely)- which is probably why I am still drinking it. This would be better with less vanilla vodka, more banana liqueur and perhaps a splash of gingerbread liqueur for the spice aspect. Last time I checked, banana's foster didn't have vanilla or chocolate in it. I was so excited for a caramely, spicy banana concoction, but alas my thirst was not sated. Thanks again Aunt Sandy- for nothing. That will teach me to get excited for one of her recipes.
In other news, Sandra Lee is doing a cocktail demonstration tour in grocery stores!(it's actually a promotion for her magazine, but cocktail time has to be the main event). How do I figure out if/when she is coming to a local store near D.C.?! I want to go there.
Next week, Liz and I will be back in action with a brand new cocktail time! I can't.....hardly....wait......

You know I'd still do her anytime.I'd saddle her over the counter and give her semi-homemade rogering as you'd expect.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, I've no further use for her.